THE 2-MINUTE RULE FOR BEST SONGS OF ALL TIME

She walks with a person, arms joined/And in doing this drives me nuts/She chews gum, insolently/Producing the bubbles burst/Possibly that’s why I’m so nuts about her/Due to the fact I didn’t acquire her for myself…/Eyes painted black/coquettish, obtrusive purple lips/She stands around me, defies me/Flashing a disdainful grin/Did we find out